Hollywood News: Katy Perry’s Breasts Cause Confusion

I’m still not sold on this Katy Perry chick, sometimes she’s hot sometimes she’s not, she needs to get it together. Here she is trying to be glamorous at some fashion show in Paris, I said trying because she’s not quite pulling it off. Her dress says she should be selling lemonade in some small town somewhere but her tits say ten bucks for a lap dance. I’m confused.