Hollywood News: Bai Ling’s Nipples Star In Crank

Yes, I know seeing Bai Ling’s tits and super freaky nipples is nothing new, but I dig this chick. She’s funny and for some reason when I see her, I get the sudden urge to run down to my local Chinese massage parlor for the $30/30 minute special. Which isn’t really all that special since the “happy ending” always costs extra, and I never get it because I’m too cheap. Instead I just do it myself and walk out disappointed. Anyway, here she is on set of the movie Crank 2, which also stars Amy Smart’s tits. It’s sure to be the greatest straight-to-DVD movie of all time.