Hollywood News: Christina Aguilera’s Breasts Are HUGE!

Heres a post-pregnant Christina Aguilera at the signing of her Back to Basic Live and Down Under DVD. I didnt know that fake funbags, like real boobs, swell up after having a kid. I thought they never changed size, shape, or form! I also thought that I was an expert when it comes to boobs, but I guess you learn something new everyday. Who knew learning could be so much fun? Thanks Christina! Now if only they had taught me this stuff in high school, maybe I wouldnt have dropped out.