Hollywood News: Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini Pictures Make Me Consider A Career Change

Here’s Alessandra Ambrosio doing a photo shoot in Miami, and as always, looking damn good in a bikini. I used to think I had the best job in the world, but I may have finally found one better: the guy who gets paid to adjust Alessandra’s bikini. I wonder how you apply for a thing like that. Hell, they wouldn’t even have to pay me, I’d do it for free. You know what they say, to be happy, you’ve got to do what you love. And there’s nothing I’d love more than getting to put my grubby little hands all over that body.