Sunday, September 21, 2008

I Want To Die And Come Back As Jessica Simpson’s Microphone

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I’m not a religious man but if I had to choose a religion, I’d choose one that believes in reincarnation because I’d like to come back as Jessica Simpson’s microphone. At least part of me wants to come back as her microphone… I know that sounds weird but look at how she handles the lucky bastard. He must have lived a good life. On another note, does Jessica not read this site? I thought we discussed the stupid looking outfits. Oh who am I kidding? I can’t stay mad at her.

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