Thursday, January 29, 2009

Jessica Simpson Gets Support From A Lard Ass

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In an interview with People Magazine Kim Kardashian has come out to support Jessica Simpson’s weight issue.


“Call me crazy, but when I saw the picture was like, ‘Oh my God, Jessica looks hot!’ ”


No stranger herself to barbs about her own curvy physique, Kardashian says,


“It doesn’t really bother me anymore. I love curves. Being super skinny just isn’t attractive to me. When I saw that picture, I knew everyone was going to say something. And I thought, ‘You know what? Leave Jessica alone!’ She’s fabulous, she’s a really sweet girl, and I admire her for putting up with it.”


Look, when you start getting support from the celebrity BBW club, you know it’s time to get your shit together and shed some weight. Personally I think it was Jessica’s outfit that made her look bigger than she really is, but there’s no doubt she has gained a little. Anyway, there are three types of “curvy”: there’s curvy curvy like Sophia Vergara, which is good, then there’s curvy like Kim, which is not so good, and then there’s curvy like Rosie O’Donnell, which is basically round. You need to be more specific Kim, or you’ll mislead young girls into a life of obesity filled with torn stretchy pants and friction burns down to their knees.


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Listen To This: A Girl's Best Friend

Say hello to Marina and The Diamonds, our latest crush.
Originally from Wales, it's hard to describe Marina's music. But, after doing a little research, we can safely say that she is mad. Absolutely mad. Refreshingly so!
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Completely Gratuitous

Looking good, bb!
Neil Patrick Harris brings his sexy self to an evening with How I Met Your Mother at the Academy of Television Arts & Sciences in Los Angeles.
If you could ask Doogie any question, what would you want to know???
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R.I.P.

Kodak announced Thursday that it is eliminating between 3,500 to 4,500 jobs.



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Alessandra Ambrosio Because She Is Hot

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I don’t have very much to say about Alessandra Ambrosio other than the usual crap, she’s gorgeous, she’s got a great body, I’d like to impregnate her, you know the drill. Here she is attending the Russell James & teNeues �Nomad Two Worlds� exhibit in New York the other night looking as bangable as ever. Truth is I’d probably shit myself if I was ever in the same room as her, same thing happens when I’m near midgets.


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Papa Joe Simpson Screwed Nick Lachey Out Of $500,000!

This is juicy!
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Paris Hilton’s Got Major Case Of Nipple-itis

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I�ve covered my fair share of cases of nipple-itis, but these pictures of Paris Hilton is one of the worst I�ve ever seen. By the worst, I mean best because it�s not contagious. Kissing Paris on the other hand, well that�s a different story. Like mom used to say � look but don�t touch, you dont where that’s been� .


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Rotten Tuna: Lady GaGa

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Please make this chick and her stupid outfits go away. If I have to look at her one more time, I will cut my penis off and sue.


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There’s Something About Audrina Patridge

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There�s something very different about these Audrina Patridge pictures. At first I thought maybe she pumped some fat into her upper lip but then I went back and saw that her upper lip only disappears when she smiles. So what�s making Audrina so hot again? Well, after I looked at this picture of her from behind, I noticed girl�s got some junk in the trunk. The good kind! Anyway, glad she�s not wasting away like before, because she was becoming even more useless than she already is.


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